what men think women love to be called:
what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
- lamp shade
- broken chair
- Samuel L Jackson
- dirty dish rag
- Joe Biden
- what to heck
if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street
and im goofing off at school
tumblerin in the hallways cause i was 2 hours early for class
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
im doing my math hw
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